WTF? I don’t get what all the drama’s about. Cunt gets short-changed, the service is below average, she looks nothing like the photos, her breath smelt like a council tip, she starfished the whole sesh, her pussy reeked like a fish market, and the mamasan had the attitude of a rejected Indian punter..… that’s just life and it is what it is.

Sometimes you don’t get what you worked for, what you paid for, what you expected, or what you spent weeks fantasising about. That’s the gamble of punting.

Could’ve been worse.....Imagine copping an STD as a parting gift. Now that would’ve been a fucked day.

In terms of getting "punters of the world to stand up and unite"...good luck with that! No fucken hope in hell in pulling it off. Punting is a lone wolf sport and the only fucken way to pull this off is to arrange a gangbang and/or a bukkake party.