a regular? that's like going to your local coffee joint: they recognise you the moment you walk in, say hi, and already know roughly what you're gonna order....occasionally they give you an extra shot because you've been cumming around long enough.

As for chicks, they're like coffee beans, great from the first grind. Some are your average everyday beans, some are premium single origin, and then there are those exotic blends that combine all the right characteristics. You open the product, and the aroma hits...everything smells promising. The extraction is clean, the crema is thick… instant connection, and for some, instant addiction.

And then you got cunts who think they're Brad Pitt or George Clooney promoting different brands and shops like they're fucken ambassadors of the bean world.