I think its time you stopped asking, most of the punters on here don't want to be compromised by getting paid to write reports.

Any one who does a report for your shop will become known as a paid report writer and loose their credibility on this site.

You are better letting it just die and then if a bro likes your shop and your service then he will probably write a report for you, though now that you have tarnished anyone who does reputation it will probably take awhile.