
Originally Posted by
samuraiboy
When attending Massage Girl University, Georgina prolly missed out on the lecture called '10 things not to do when providing massage services to your valued client'. Coz she pretty much did all of them...
1. Zero friendliness or conversation - even though I attempted my tried and true and tested formula of talking about what girls love to talk endlessly about - shopping food hairstyles holidays SHOES! etc.
2. Zero external touching except butt only. ok not exactly zero...
3. Gives orders like a drill sergeant - ordering you around. "LIE DOWN! $50! U CUM NOW?" LOLz...sounds like some of my ex girlfriends now I think about it.
4. Zero reaction when I complimented her massage. More than once.
5. Vajayjay blocking - stands against and pushes her pussy into the massage table so you have no possible access. unless you wish to sustain serious crush injuries to your fingers trying...
6. Zero finishing touches or 'exit interview' ie did you enjoy the massage, come back soon I'm here Wednesday Friday etc.
7. Less than Zero 'sexy' in the sexy part of the massage. Just wanking my dick with oil. Like she's chopping vegetables. Or sumthin.
Sorry I can't really remember points 8 9 and 10. Other MLs told me about it but I haven't memorised it all...number 10 was prolly 'do something memorable for your client as he leaves so he will come back for more ie kiss on cheek, squeeze cock thru pants or just old fashioned hand holding as he walks out, like the girls at 227 broadway...
Yes guys the regular caveats apply: maybe she had a bad day, periods, asshole customers all day asking her for anal sex etc etc etc. YMMV. maybe. However don't forget I started off by saying she gives a great massage.....