How much salt do you take with the reviews?

[AHLUNGOR]

Note you are on my ignore list for being a shill so I won't bother reading anymore of your bullshit, please put me on your ignore list also.

This is just a good proof of what a fake you are, on one hand you proclaimed that you put me on your ignore list and you won't bother reading anymore of my posts. Let me ask you this, when you counted that there were 68 exclamation marks in 44 lines, were you ignoring my post ?

Of course you won't ! as soon as there is an opportunity arise , look at what you just did there? you not only quoted my post with such details - putting in so much work into separating my works into 27 sections like you are worshipping it ! So much for the ignorance......... lol

[AHLUNGOR]

Ahlungor calls a 40 year old young, lol.
Here are some excerpts from a recent review of Ahlungors:
http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.ph...in-RnT-shop-!!
I removed the lines that did not have exclamation marks, you can still get the idea of what he is saying.
I did a quick count, there were 68 exclamation marks in 44 lines, not including blank lines.
Oh, and the review title has 2 exclamation marks also, lol.

What can I say, this king of trolls has always been my biggest fans , he probably remembered and making notes on everything I ever posted in this forum !

[AHLUNGOR]

Ahlungor calls a 40 year old young, lol.

Hi there brother Xxxxxxx,

You know who you are, are you just gonna sit there and let this troll calling our mutual acquaintance a 40 year old when you knew she wasn't ??

Speak the truth may I ask of you and let's just once and for all expose this troll and his agenda !

你唔係驚咗佢係咪呀？齊齊夾手夾腳 陏 咗條友先啦巴打。

Thanks mate .

[shootermcgavin]

I ignore anyone who abuses the exclamation mark in their AR. Not because I am a grammar nazi (guilty sometimes) but because I can't take them seriously. I imagine someone speaking to me directly when I read the AR, an exclamation mark at the end of every sentence makes me imagine the story is being told by some clueless moron.
Also it seems obvious that they are inflating their story somewhat. I don't dig that. I want it straight up without embellishing the details and light on the metaphors.
Also it would help to know the age of the punter writing the AR. Hate it when I am certain a wl is gonna be hot and 30 years old at most. Only to find out later that she is not slim, not attractive and probably close to 50 years old. That's when I realise the AR I am relying on was written by an old codger. So now I just presume that every AR is written by an old bloke unless there is evidence to the contrary.

Just a quick thought, but have you ever considered contributing with some AR's of your own?

[inmydream]

It looks like a tug of war between members that have been happening for a while. I'm watching game of throne here. Peace

[CunningLinguist]

Ha ha ha mateys the reviews are posted by shops or they're buddies next to ducked useless for truth but funny I reckon

Yeah Ahlungor is always good for a laugh

[JackRabbitJelly]

The banter is entertaining

[hereandthere]

By its definition a review is exactly that, a person's take or interpretation of something. That stands for all reviews, cars, restaurants, electrical equipment etc etc..

There are potentially so many variables that can alter the reviewers comments, particularly with something as personal as the subject matter of this website, eg did the girl who otherwise offers exceptional service just finish with an absolute moron who put her in such a mood that she then takes that into the next job (granted that shouldn't happen but the girls are human after all and can't be expected to switch on and off like a light bulb).

Did the punter himself go into the session with unreasonably high expectations?

that's my 2c

[Spaniel]

If somebody has taken time to make a AR good or bad i will not knock them. It takes a long
time to do a AR. And for that reason i will read it and who cares if they are over enthusiastic
or have a ulterior motive.
Your all Adults you don't need somebody to hold your hand when making a decision and
don't blame somebody else if your experience doesn't match their AR.

[dokidokisuru]

I guess I look at post counts, the detail of the description. A troll wouldn't bother to write a detailed description. control over the english language seems
to rate highly with me too

[Spaniel]

I guess I look at post counts, the detail of the description. A troll wouldn't bother to write a detailed description. control over the english language seems
to rate highly with me too

High post counts especially > 20000 sadly is not a sign of integrity.

[RNT4LIFE]

If somebody has taken time to make a AR good or bad i will not knock them. It takes a long
time to do a AR. And for that reason i will read it and who cares if they are over enthusiastic
or have a ulterior motive.
Your all Adults you don't need somebody to hold your hand when making a decision and
don't blame somebody else if your experience doesn't match their AR.

That's so true, if the person takes their time to write an AR, I will read it and happy that we got a forum to share this kind of information ( may it be real or fake).
AR for punting is very objective, a good looking handsome brother will always get better treatment than a ugly fat punter, and hence better AR. This also can be apply to brothers who is a sweet talker to another bro who is shy/quiet.
I always try and take the positive from all AR.

[wilisno]

That's so true, if the person takes their time to write an AR, I will read it and happy that we got a forum to share this kind of information ( may it be real or fake).
AR for punting is very objective, a good looking handsome brother will always get better treatment than a ugly fat punter, and hence better AR. This also can be apply to brothers who is a sweet talker to another bro who is shy/quiet.
I always try and take the positive from all AR.

Don't just agree with Spaniel so readily, he's a sick puppy, he doesn't mean what he's talking about !

Look at this other post :

Chulsoo suffered from Munchausen syndrome and what i suspect is that a lot of
reviews are made by ghost writers who are on somebody's payroll.

[BongKong]

Don't just agree with Spaniel so readily, he's a sick puppy, he doesn't mean what he's talking about !

Look at this other post :

Is Chulsoo a fake as well or something?

Or was Spaniel just stirring shit?

[hereandthere]

If somebody has taken time to make a AR good or bad i will not knock them. It takes a long time to do a AR. And for that reason i will read it and who cares if they are over enthusiastic
or have a ulterior motive.
Your all Adults you don't need somebody to hold your hand when making a decision and
don't blame somebody else if your experience doesn't match their AR.

Agree, as long as people always remember that it is one person's opinion. In one way it's no different to the whole Holden v Ford or BMW v Merc argument, there is probably no right or wrong answer just opinions

[plunderpunter]

what i dont get is how sometimes after seeing a wl after reading a review everything is spot on except for 1 big detail like like having E cups instead of the B cups in reality. how does anyone get that so wrong?

[AHLUNGOR]

what i dont get is how sometimes after seeing a wl after reading a review everything is spot on except for 1 big detail like like having E cups instead of the B cups in reality. how does anyone get that so wrong?

Mate, when it comes to Cup sizes, may be you should follow someone who knows a thing or two about tits !!

[Budgyboy]

I must admit I'm hopeless with cup size, when I AR I just say small large or medium breast, I'm not much of a tit man tend to like them on the smaller side. I really appreciate all reviews and enjoy the read but never really go to a shop or see a WL because of a review. I'm a punter and take the good with the bad, never put bad AR up but I'm happy to put a good AR every now and then, even a say so one I'll put up if there were more positives than negatives.