Quote Originally Posted by Sextus View Post
It is becoming even clearer now why I didn't get any arse out of Shakira. Too much of this going on there.
Each to their own Sextus and I am by no means loaded but if she provides a superior service level and I give her 20, or even 10 bucks (I have no idea on the splits between shop and girl, but lets assume 50;50) it means she goes from $75 an hour to $95 or $85 an hour.. big difference to her, not even a sandwich in the CBD for me. I also think that by tipping the girls, they stay happy and are less likely to start charging for extra's or even worse trying to get the shops to put up their prices which is much worse for us guys right?

In an effort to make you jelalous rather than miffed, let me provide a (fictional) alternative ending for you...;

"After the shower I tipped Gigi generously onto her head and lubed up that darker shaded skin leading to her almost virginal chocolate highway, I slowly entered her pushing even more blood-flow to her head... this was heaven , not on earth but in arse... I thought of the relevant lyrics from Zeplin's "whole lot of love" classic as I shoved the last 3 inches in giving her the front nine.... Then all of a sudden there was a knock on the door, I looked up and there was Sextus screaming I want dick in arse, I want my dick in her arse!!! I love arse.... I awoke from my pleasant dream which turned into a nightmare!!

Sorry man, I just reread your post, you wanted Shakira's arse, and got rejected?? I don't believe you she chucks arse around like there is no tomorrow... you must be hung like a rogue elephant if she said no to u.... I think you're the 1st... Well done...... Respect