Quote Originally Posted by igloo View Post
Sorry man, I just reread your post, you wanted Shakira's arse, and got rejected?? I don't believe you she chucks arse around like there is no tomorrow... you must be hung like a rogue elephant if she said no to u.... I think you're the 1st... Well done...... Respect
Great creative response igloo, but you are making me feel much worse now. Lucky if I'm six inches on a good day. I won't be going back there, corrupted girls.

On second thoughts, I realised I'm feeling petulant after reading Igloo's ribbing of me. I've forgotten about cmk76's lessons on the employment of charm.

Dollars in a wallet are just a blunt, crude tool. Anyone can use them.

But charm, aah, charm - that is real success.

I'd rather fail at that, than succeed with a wallet.