Saw a rather pudgy, bland faced cacausian bloke, who basically looked like he still lived with his mum and arranged his childhood action figures in meticulous pornographic poses in his free time, who was lugging around luggage for this tight bodied, ample perky titted asian lass, with black shoulder length hair in Cleopatra style, glasses, red lipstick, black tights on, midriff showing black sleeveless top.

Was difficult to stop checking her cleavage out as she went up the stairs (her and catch of the day was behind me) it wasnt half obvious since I had to turn back everytime lol. But managed to pull it off because the dude was tailgating me so hard he could probably have given me DD (think he didnt realise because he couldnt see past the lugagge) so I just pretended to keep an eye on him 😂

I chuckled, no way this cant be an example of one this forums favourite questions.

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