Technically a near mniss.....
I had just finished a late night/morning debauchery session with one of my faves, and had a big bag of freshly used BYO toys and other paraphernalia in my bag. Seeing as the sun was up when left, bunnings was across the road and open, and I needed to procure bunnings related bit and pieces, off I went.. (probably looking well flattened too)... As I left the '20 if she was lucky' doorgirl wanted to do a bag check.. Personally I dont care, but thought it might be a little too much for her at 7am so I asked her to find a stand in bag checker, younger male - probably my best bet to say as little as possible. She started to look like she was going to object, so I told her I didnt really care, but to remember that I offered her an out if she got upset, and she was free to ask her coworker if it was a curiosity thing... She called over the guy walking past( who looked fresh out of a big session of something himself) told him that briefly that it was packed with used toys from a session across the road, gave him a quick flash of the top layer... and apart from a little bemusement, gave a nod, and off I went.. took 3 steps to right next to the now very confused girl, and turned back and said... I promised her that you'd fill her in... just managing perfect timing to see the horror on his face before i spun back around and out the door.

(Cant say it was the first or last time I had toys in my bag when searched leaving stores, but theyre usually an odd one here or there, not a hoard of freshly abused ones !!)