Reply With QuoteYes they knew but the other one didn’t know that Japanese was my regularOriginally Posted by ML_Lover
ohh fuck man, no wonder I haven't found my beloved, fully-semen-loaded long lost condom for years. Wanted to keep it as souvenir of a great fuck.
Yes they knew but the other one didn’t know that Japanese was my regular
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Enjoy. No Expectations & No Disappointments
Here's a funny one. This was when I saw Mimi doing private. Booked her and as I've never seen her ever in the shops I didn't know what she looked like. Turned up at the apartment and waited a while. Not sure who I was expecting to come down to get me so I was on the look out for a Asian girl loitering in the lobby. There just so happen to be this hot long haired Asian girl in a suit who looked like she was on her phone and looking for someone. So I casually walked up to her. We made eye contact and she said my name. I was like Yea! She's hot. We walked into the lift and she gave me her card and that was when I realised I made a mistake. She was a real estate agent lol!
It was too late then and I ended up going up and checking out the apartment and then the actual person she was suppose to meet called. We kinda looked at each other funny and I was like we must both have the same name and looking at apartments. Finally went down and found the real mimi then we got in the lift together with the real estate agent and her actual client it was super awkward.
OMG bro that's hilarious.
She even said your name
Good thing you didn't say something embarrassing.
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Technically a near mniss.....
I had just finished a late night/morning debauchery session with one of my faves, and had a big bag of freshly used BYO toys and other paraphernalia in my bag. Seeing as the sun was up when left, bunnings was across the road and open, and I needed to procure bunnings related bit and pieces, off I went.. (probably looking well flattened too)... As I left the '20 if she was lucky' doorgirl wanted to do a bag check.. Personally I dont care, but thought it might be a little too much for her at 7am so I asked her to find a stand in bag checker, younger male - probably my best bet to say as little as possible. She started to look like she was going to object, so I told her I didnt really care, but to remember that I offered her an out if she got upset, and she was free to ask her coworker if it was a curiosity thing... She called over the guy walking past( who looked fresh out of a big session of something himself) told him that briefly that it was packed with used toys from a session across the road, gave him a quick flash of the top layer... and apart from a little bemusement, gave a nod, and off I went.. took 3 steps to right next to the now very confused girl, and turned back and said... I promised her that you'd fill her in... just managing perfect timing to see the horror on his face before i spun back around and out the door.
(Cant say it was the first or last time I had toys in my bag when searched leaving stores, but theyre usually an odd one here or there, not a hoard of freshly abused ones !!)
Haha.... Could be the plot to a Property Sex porno...
Lol yea. I was just worried when the actual person called her to inspect the apartment that she'd be thinking I'm some kind of serial killer lol.OMG bro that's hilarious.
She even said your name
Good thing you didn't say something embarrassing.
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Judging from past experience, the realestate agent girl could very well have been an ex-WL. It seems to be the profession of choice when they leave the industry, lol!
Once having breakfast with my C regular and saw another J regular walked towards the cafe, I excused myself from C regular mentioned have to move car as over time restriction. On my way out, I pretended didn’t see the J regular and walking different direction away from her.
Few weeks later while with my J regular having meal, she mentioned about my current situation with the C regular. She did saw us. So embarrassing
Waking up in a room after an all-nighter, completely unaware of where I was or how I got there. I didn’t even recognise the girl for about 10 minutes. Big night. When I eventually remember her name I had to ask her where I was and how long I’d been there. She confirmed. Then I asked her if she knew where my car was. It took me 25 minutes to find it after I’d slowly descended the stairs. Walked home. Only happened once and I’ve never let it happen again. Not naming girl or shop. She was the best I’ve ever had but went ape shit jealous and refused to see me a few months later later. True story.
Oh man, I’ve been reading people on here say that a bit. I dated a Thai lady about 2-3 years ago and she was a real estate agent. She hadn’t been one for long, never spoke about what she did before and would generally be reluctant to talk about her past...does make me wonder 🤔
I've got two. First ever punt with a Japanese hottie a picked from a line up. Booked for an hour was finished in under 5 min... She was taken aback a bit then asked me "is this your first time?" Lost for words I just nodded my head. Looking at the clock on the wall with 55mins to go. She started laughing at me, heard her friend outside and ran off to call her. They spoke in their language and even her friend popped in the room to see who was the 2 mins instant noodle chap. And they both had a good laugh at me....
The 2nd was more of a prank/ embarassing situation for the ML. Got this tip from one of me Islander workmate who is our resident ganster/joker/prankster all in one. Mature Chinese ML would be the ideal candidate for this one. You know the one that's over 50's but you ask her and she say " me 35". Anywayz... When she ask you to take your clothes off and lie down while she's out of the room.... As you lie down...grab your dick and nutsack and push it up towards ya stomach...(wait for it) and be careful not to squish your balls (otherwise free sushi on the menu for the ML)... As she started the massage from the feet working up to the calf's... Now she's moved up the upper back of my legs , caressing between my legs moving up the nether regions..... Now the fun begins. I slowly look up sideways and see her moving from the left of the table to the back and then to the right. Kept going on for sometime with a very confused look on her face. Biting hard on my lower lips to prevent myself from laughing out loud or rolling over... I hold steady in that position without giving her access even from the sides. After a while I realize she stopped moving around. Finally I get up a bit and look back.... She's given up trying to find my dick and balls, standing at the feet of the massage table scratching her head mumbling some shit in Chinese.. with the "what the fuck is going on here expression on her face!" That look on her face tho, was pure Gold!!!!!!
Don't try this with your regular or a young hottie...as she will think of you as a weirdo customer that she probably don't wanna see again.... The mature me-no -englis types will suffice... Just for the fuck of it. Pure entertainment.... hahahahahaha!
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