Quote Originally Posted by asiafever View Post
Can't you see that is just a lie being spread by "Big Rubber", and they have inserted microchips in to all the condoms so the lizard overlords can sterlise us and electrocute our nads as they prepare to take over our governments amd the world??
Educate yourself!

Literally shaking....


:-P
Don't you see? Rubber is a kind of insulation, what else you need insulation for? Electric wires. What electric wires do? They transfer electricity. What does need electricity? Battery.
Hello, are you awake yet??
What runs on battery? Electronics. What do electronics have? Chips.
Are your eyes open yet?
What chip is used for? Tracking.
Wake up people. Stop using condom. It is corporate plot to track your sperm. Why do you think FS shops get free condoms for?


P.S. this is a sarcastic fictional explanation. Which is why it lacks any coherence or logic.