Men do lots of household tasks, the women just don't appreciate it.

I remember when I was still married she went shopping with her sister In 3 hours I did the washing, hanged the clothes, vacuumed, mopped, put all the kids toys away, emptied the dishwasher and mowed the lawn.
When they got back she looked around and the first words out of her mouth were "you washed the colours with the whites again didn't you, even after I told you not to do that!"