Another oldie

A cocky goes to the bachelors and spinsters ball in a small country town, he arrives late because he's been building up the courage to go cause he's got a wooden eye and he's really paranoid about. He finally enters the ballroom looks around and the only girl not partnered up has a hair lip.
He walks straight up to her and says "would you like to dance?" she replies "wouldn't I!" he screams "DON'T CALL ME WOODEN EYE CUNT FACE!"