Quote Originally Posted by bryanthemachinegun View Post
Don't ever let your selves caught! and if by any chance you will be, Don't confess! I repeat, Don't confess. make up excuses even how silly. because the moment you admit it, every time you get into an argument, she will always bring that one up hahahaha trust me bro!
Exactly.
Even if your partner catches you in the act, you go up to her, slap her on the arse and say “You’re next”

No matter what evidence there is, deny, deny, deny. It wasnt me. I was at work, i was at the gym, i was buying you a birthday/christmas/anniversary present, I was visiting a terminally ill friend, i was being gang raped by a pack of labradors, whatever.

Or argue like a woman, “You dont trust me? How could you after all ive done for you”

Deflect, turn it on them, flatter them, whatever trick you have to use to guilt trip them.

But ultimately. Dont get caught. Be smart when you punt. Always have a reason you are where you are.
Dont make rookie mistakes like smelling way fresher than you should. The wrong soap etc.
Have a secret stash of money. Ive literally got a mate who sent flowers to his paramour on his mrs’s joint bank account.

Luck sometimes will fuck you up the arse. Like coming out of a massage parlour and your wifes best friend happens to walk past etc. Be prepared. I had to use the toilet. I shit my pants and paid them $20 to use the shower etc