Quote Originally Posted by nosha View Post
No one is there for a massage
Strongly disagree with this statement. A number of the ML there are quite 'sporty' and know the difference between different massage styles.

Two in particular give excellent sports, and/or shiatsu massages. I'm pretty sure 25% would provide an excellent massage, another 50% above average, and 25% are newbies who are really still learning.

AND the showers mean you can freshen up before returning to work / home / sport without sticking to your clothes, and smelling like you've been in a Chinese herbal shop.

Try and get a decent massage at P175... ha ha ha... very very unlikely.

Try and get a decent HARD massage at any Chinese boiler shops... quite likely you're gonna have to search much harder for quality

And yes, I could get a very good massage at All Sports Physio.. which would probably cost more, but it won't include a happy ending... and we all know that kittens die when a massage does not include a happy ending, and nobody wants that