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Mybadwilly22
Alright, fellas, gather around because it’s raining on a Sunday night, and I’ve got nothing better to do. I’ve vacuumed the house, watched every decent movie on Netflix, and even took a crack at gardening. Then, what do I see? Our mate Linq popping up again on the forum like the ghost of bad decisions past. And I thought, you know what? This guy deserves a deep dive. Because let’s be real, every time we hope for change, Linq just shows us he’s about as reliable as Sydney trains after a light drizzle.
Now, let me say this upfront—what we’re dealing with here isn’t just a bloke who needs advice. Oh no. Linq’s got layers. This is deep-seated stuff, like the kind of problems you’d need a therapist, a priest, and maybe even an intervention team to untangle. And judging by those videos he’s been posting, where he’s dancing like he’s auditioning for The Voice: Rehab Edition, there’s a bit more to the story. But hey, credit where it’s due—those dance moves? Absolutely entertaining. If punting was judged on footwork, Linq would be the Usain Bolt of brothels.
The “Japanese WLs Are Overrated” Saga
Alright, let’s start with the infamous thread where Linq decided to rewrite Diplomacy for Dummies. This man wakes up one morning, logs in, and goes:
“You know what? Japanese WLs are overrated, and I’m gonna say it loud and proud!”
Mate, you didn’t just toss a grenade—you dropped a whole bloody nuke. He starts talking about “disharmonious faces” and “fishy odors,” like he’s reviewing a bad batch of sashimi instead of human beings. Then, he throws in this bit about Chinese WLs being these spiritual goddesses. Spiritual goddesses? Linq, mate, they’re not running a temple—they’re running a business!
And what really got me? The YouTube video. Bruh, posting a video to defend yourself on a punting forum is next-level desperation. Watching it was like seeing a car crash in slow motion—you don’t want to look, but you just can’t stop. He’s out here showing his face, dancing like it’s So You Think You Can Punt, and talking about how stressed he is. But here’s the kicker—he claims it’s stress that’s ruining his skin. No, Linq, that’s not stress, mate. That’s something else entirely. Let’s just say your skin is holding some secrets, and those secrets smell like a late-night bender.
Where It All Went Wrong
1. Generalizations That Burn Bridges:
• Linq’s cultural takes are like a bad BBQ—everything’s overcooked and bitter. “Fishy odors”? Mate, if you’re noticing smells, maybe it’s time to look inwards.
2. The Little Pink Warrior Vibe:
• This guy’s glorification of Chinese WLs screams LPW energy. He’s like the unofficial ambassador of “China WLs Inc.,” out here bashing Japanese WLs as if it’ll get him a loyalty discount.
3. Attention-Seeking Shenanigans:
• Posting a YouTube video? That’s not defending your honor—that’s a cry for help with a dance break thrown in.
The “I Got Played by a ML” Meltdown
Now, this is where things get juicy. Linq meets a WL, she asks for his WeChat, and suddenly he’s planning their wedding. Poor bloke, he thought this was a Love Actually moment when it was really just customer retention 101. She ghosts him, and Linq reacts like she’s stolen his dog. Messages, videos—it’s the kind of behavior that makes you want to change your number and fake your own death.
Here’s where it gets wild. He doesn’t see that her asking for his WeChat wasn’t a sign of love—it was a business move. And Linq’s response? Emotional investment that’d make a stockbroker blush.
Where It All Went Wrong
1. Confusing Business with Pleasure:
• Linq, mate, WLs are pros. They’re not looking for their Romeo—they’re looking for repeat business. Big difference.
2. Boundary Issues:
• Sending videos of yourself? That’s not charming—that’s Netflix stalker doco material.
The “Got Assaulted” Fiasco
And now, the pièce de résistance—our boy Linq manages to get himself assaulted on the way to a punt. Let me set the scene: some bloke gets in his face, and instead of walking away like any sensible person, Linq starts playing verbal ping-pong. Mate, if you’re heading to a punt, the only thing you should be fighting is traffic. But no, Linq decides he’s the punting community’s Bruce Lee, and next thing you know, he’s writing a thread about how it all went sideways.
Where It All Went Wrong
1. Provoking the Wrong People:
• If someone’s ready to throw hands, you don’t egg them on unless you’ve got a UFC contract.
2. Playing the Victim:
• Linq, you’ve got to own your part in this, mate. You poked the bear, and the bear bit back.
The Psychological Deep Dive
1. Narcissistic Traits
• Attention-Seeking: The YouTube videos, the over-the-top threads—Linq thrives on being the center of attention, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons.
• Entitlement: Whether it’s expecting a WL to reciprocate his feelings or demanding everyone agree with him, Linq’s got a strong “I deserve this” vibe.
• Defensiveness: He doubles down on bad takes instead of self-reflecting, which screams insecurity wrapped in ego.
2. Substance Abuse Indicators
• The skin deterioration? The erratic behavior? The over-the-top dancing? Mate, that’s not just “stress.” Linq’s carrying himself like someone who’s partying harder than the Vivid festival lights.
Why This Is Deeper Than Punting
Linq isn’t just a bloke who needs punting tips—this is someone with deeper issues. He’s looking for connection in WL rooms, validation from strangers on forums, and now maybe even an audience for his video career. But what he really needs? A therapist. And maybe a good mate to tell him, “Linq, my man, pull your head in.”
Final Thoughts
So, here we are. It’s Sunday night, the rain’s coming down, and Linq’s out here making us all feel better about our own lives. He’s entertaining, no doubt about it, but he’s also a walking cautionary tale. Linq, mate, if you’re reading this, take a step back, lay off the substances, and maybe get some professional help. And to the rest of you blokes? Keep your expectations low and your popcorn ready—because Linq isn’t done with us yet.
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