Originally Posted by
BiGuy
So i was going to wait and post my review after I had tried a 2nd shop also, so id hopefully have a positive experience after this negative one..kinda like a ying yang thing but fuck it here goes.
So I tried the old starfish recently (those that follow along hopefully get the hint). I dont want to stir any pots (and cause drama as others eperienced not too long ago) but honesty is the best medicine so im always going to state the truth of my experiences regardless. Thats what we all are here for.
Idk why, but just thought hell id give her a crack just for the laugh. Big mistake. Long story short I just wanted to fuck the sea creature, not smell one. I honestly have never experinced that before, thought it was always exaggerated but nope, something stank and it was foul. For those wanting detailed review, read on:
Inside the shop was pretty shit, old and blank (just like warners bay rose). Fyi boulevarde toronto is probs the newest and cleanest 'looking' outa all these shitholes..Anyway i digress - she greeted me and was polite enough, She is kinda thin and small so at first i thought cant be too bad. Yes old but didnt strike me as crazy old (but im no expert).. Another chick there also came stuck her head in the doorway to look at me for some reason?..idk why. She had an outfit on and looked bigger/fuller etc (in a good way) so i did think shit, shouldve asked for her instead but nerves got the better of me.
Anyway I paid 2 pineapples (i took the tip and only carried in that exact amount). Agreed and I got undressed whilst she dissappeared for some chit chat with the other decent looking chick. Came back and we agreed small massage first then the fs. Massage was very basic, probs the crappest Ive had, not that I expect much at these places but there is still a monster difference in quality when they put in a little effort (just saying). Then flipped for the extra (BJ followed by multiple positions). To her credit she does just lay or bend over and just stay there in silence basically whilst you do your thing. Even closed her eyes when flipped lol...Guess for me it just felt weird after my last trip to Suzies where the chemistry (lol) is just so much better. Maybe I also thought id be turned on alot more, it just felt off and I actually kinda felt a bit bad for her if she is indeed as old as previously mentioned.. The protection was also too tight which didnt help, im not huge but well sized - but is it just me or do these places always use smaller than just standard sized condoms..even at suzies and other shops they always feel way too fucking tight..
I digress again - But the main issue was how during ths fs I started to notice the scent. And yeah it actually did smell like the big blue wet thing..I was already in so i just went with it but I kinda hated myself for sticking around and not just bolting lol. It was honestly hard to tell if her mouth or down below..I kept my face away from both regardless. When i finished and she spoke it then seemed to really be her mouth so I was a little relieved but still disgusted with my choices for that day hahaha. I made use of the wet wipes and then disinfectant wash (which also actually smelt super weird comparred to usual). And yeah that was that.
Usually Im so excited I kinda have to try and not finish too quick but this was the opposite. And yes I know.."what would i expect for 100 bucks"..but srsly it was $70 bucks less than suzies but felt like $700 less value if that makes sense.
I left with that feeling like when your parent tells you they arent angry, just dissappointed lol...Except this was myself telling myself that.
Again I know I know, its a cheapie place but srsly I do at least expect basic hygiene. As always no hate for those who are regulars and have had good experinces there, the buffet is all yours. I just wasnt expecting surf n turf on the menu and its not for me ever ever again.
Unfortunately this really has put me off punting again with these places, think next try is just an aussie shop instead (which is where I shouldve gone). So you guys probably wont hear much from me again for the forseeable future.
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