This is an old post but I just read it today.Originally Posted by CunningLinguist
The OP was using "party" as a metaphor for limp dickedness or sexual dysfunction, so since you have the opposite of this affliction I put together a party metaphor for someone who can root anywhere, anytime, and with anyone
I'll take it as a compliment I suppose
Anywhere? Sure. Anytime? Sure. Anyone? Not really. It has to be female, and have a pulse (or at least still be warm), and homosapien - although I could go a Neanderthal chick for sure - those massive jaws would be great for bbbj!
I guess if you're gonna call yourself rooter, you have to live up to your name!
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