Tried to book the “newly turned 18yr old Aussie Jade” but sadly fully booked. Hard to say if she’s Caucasian or Asian by her pic on the website. Going by the weekly roster it seems she’s only working today! Ok boys spill the beans!

Let’s hope this gorgeous young lass isn’t affected by the dreaded “Australian Golden Pussy Syndrome” which seems to be rife amongst the australian cohort.