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[cmk76]

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[rubntug]

Sold... how much?

LOL - you're a man that takes after my own heart, bro.

I'd pay up to $500 for this sort of thing - think Midas combined with Angeltown and completely minus the KPS

[jj12345]

I have two suggestions:

1) some kind of vip card/discount... i.e. buy 5 get the 6th free or whatever. I love those

2) I would love to get FS but with a proper massage too... i.e. imagine a RnT but its actually a RnFS... WOW

[AHLUNGOR]

This is the same new shop Sizematters is talking about ??

[LongNstrong]

I like the idea of a 2 Hour Emperor's Package:

1.Shower with BBBJ
2.Proper Massage with back walking, etc
3.Hot towel treatment
4.Bodyslide with rimming
5.BBBJ
6.Full service
7.Warm down massage
8.Facial (not that sort of facial you dirty bastards)

Oh, and the chicks need to be no larger than size 8 (size 6 and under is preferred).

Am I asking for too much?

All good but leave out the rimming, thats disgusting to expect a wl to lick the arse where u shit from,
Borderline gay!
Go to oxford!
Plenty of rimming there!

[jason666]

this is a fucking stupid question

most establishments arent even up to standards when it comes to quality and service

so if i were you i wouldnt get too ahead of myself just yet


for what its worth.

make a shop standard.. DFK BBBJ CIM DATY

plenty of girls that will do anal would definately help

[AHLUNGOR]

this is a fucking stupid question

most establishments arent even up to standards when it comes to quality and service

so if i were you i wouldnt get too ahead of myself just yet


for what its worth.

make a shop standard.. DFK BBBJ CIM DATY

plenty of girls that will do anal would definately help

Another 5 Star !!

[jellyshots]

this is a fucking stupid question
most establishments arent even up to standards when it comes to quality and service
so if i were you i wouldnt get too ahead of myself just yet
for what its worth.
make a shop standard.. DFK BBBJ CIM DATY
plenty of girls that will do anal would definately help

For the right guy, DFK, BBBJ, CIM, DATY and occasionally BBFS is standard. It's called "boyfriend"... LOL!

[rubntug]

Go to oxford!
Plenty of rimming there!

You know this from experience? LOL

Mate, it's only gay if it's guy and guy - how's it gay when there's a chick involved?

[LongNstrong]

You know this from experience? LOL

Mate, it's only gay if it's guy and guy - how's it gay when there's a chick involved?

Yeah you're right, if you ask a girl to fuck your arse with a strap on then it's not gay is it?
Rimming is just down right disgusting no ifs or buts.

You like it because you have homosexual tendencies, that's cool, enjoy the arse play

[CunningLinguist]

Rimming is just down right disgusting no ifs or buts.

You could have made a joke by saying "butts"

[rubntug]

It's quite obvious that you're not open minded and think that anything to do with anal play is 'gay' - I bet you've never even tried anal (giving, not receiving).

Being gay or homosexual is defined as having feelings or emotional attraction towards members of the same sex - enjoying anal play with members of the opposite sex does not make you gay.

Yeah you're right, if you ask a girl to fuck your arse with a strap on then it's not gay is it?

You should try it some time. You might even discover it's quite pleasurable - does this make me gay? In my mind, definitely not since I don't have any feelings towards men or have any desire for a man to fuck me up the arse.

Rimming is just down right disgusting no ifs or buts.

Don't knock it until you've tried it - let a girl lick you out, or lick her out, open your mind and you might find it enjoyable.

You like it because you have homosexual tendencies, that's cool, enjoy the arse play

Yes, I enjoy arse play and I'm sure there's plenty of other hetero guys here that do as well - it doesn't make us a bunch of fags.

But whatever man, you got stuff that floats your boat, I have mine.

'Nuff said

[CunningLinguist]

Are you gay if you fuck a guy up the arse who you thought was a girl ?
Ie. if he was dressed as a girl.

[LongNstrong]

Are you gay if you fuck a guy up the arse who you thought was a girl ?
Ie. if he was dressed as a girl.

Ask rubtug
"Expert" on the anus for all hetero and gay men!

[jason666]

Rimming is just down right disgusting no ifs or buts.

You like it because you have homosexual tendencies, that's cool, enjoy the arse play

so you're the guy who writes the rules on whats gay and whats not..

some people like it, some dont.

It doesnt make the men who like it gay

and it doesnt make you more hetero that you dont.


Its just down to preference.

If anything your post suggests you are a bit homophobic
have you tried it before?
are you afraid you might like it?

[spitzer]

Are you gay if you fuck a guy up the arse who you thought was a girl ?
Ie. if he was dressed as a girl.

Thats a tuff one, if you really dont know at the time, really dont know then i guess not. Truth be told i am sure that at some stage i have spent time with a fit, slim Asian, toned and drawn out calves, perfect B or C cup tits...flawless facial bone structure... yep that day i sure knew what I am and I'm glad I'm a man, and so was Mona. I was young and virile, I could not even spell ED, yet i couldnt stay hard during sex, so CIM closed the door on that dark passage of my sexual learning and enlightenment journey.

The only time i watched and enjoyed Olympic Mens Diving was when Greg LeGayness competed...

But i am still quite sure i am not gay,

but this bloke i fucked once, he was a dead set homo.

[CunningLinguist]

Are you gay if you get fucked in the arse against your will by a man ?

[AHLUNGOR]

Thats a tuff one, if you really dont know at the time, really dont know then i guess not. Truth be told i am sure that at some stage i have spent time with a fit, slim Asian, toned and drawn out calves, perfect B or C cup tits...flawless facial bone structure... yep that day i sure knew what I am and I'm glad I'm a man, and so was Mona. I was young and virile, I could not even spell ED, yet i couldnt stay hard during sex, so CIM closed the door on that dark passage of my sexual learning and enlightenment journey.

The only time i watched and enjoyed Olympic Mens Diving was when Greg LeGayness competed...

But i am still quite sure i am not gay,

but this bloke i fucked once, he was a dead set homo.

Hi mate ,

I am sure this topic has cum up before, and I will post the same responses here, just my two cents,

If you have ever willingly done one or more of the following, you are gay!

DFK a man
Suck a cock or have your cock sucked by a man
Perform a HJ for a man or let a man jerk you off
Have anal sex with a man or let a man fuck your ass, you are gay

And of course, there is nothing wrong with any of these acts if happens between two consenting adults !

Cheers

[rubntug]

Ask rubtug
"Expert" on the anus for all hetero and gay men!

I'm honoured that you consider me an expert in this field <takes a bow>.

Since it would only be fair for me to return the honour, I proclaim you as being the "Expert" in being nothing but a clown and a tool.

None of your posts have been informative or useful - so I take back what I just said, you're just a clown since evidently tools are somewhat useful.

[LongNstrong]

I cant juggle