Look JJ I’m not who you think I am.

I joined a couple of months ago and that’s it.

I’m a guy.

You may know me by another name now.

BigPussyPumper

Reginald has seen fit to delegate that moniker to me. Most probably out of penis envy.

TheGreatPhallus is more apt though.

Here cometh TheGreatPhallus!

All hail TheGreatPhallus!

I can see it now as my name is mentioned far and wide, little grey haired old grannies throwing their crusty soiled pantaloons at my feet hoping to get noticed as I stride past them.