I’ve had affairs with women I work with and one I’d pump up to six times a day whilst at work. Never got any work done … had a few dramas, the worse was when one threw coffee over me and chased me around the office because she found out I wasn’t loyal.

I’ve never been loyal.

Why be loyal? Some don’t need to be loyal or want to be loyal. I see loyalty as a crutch. If you’re insecure then sure, be loyal.

So I re-crossed paths with this hot married blonde piece last week and asked for and got two cuddles after I told her “I like you”. That was all I sad. Whilst cuddling the second time I unthinkingly slapped her firm arse and she told me to “call her”. Last time we met she kissed me on the lips and I thought this is strange why not the cheek as a parting gesture?

Thinking about it now she has a supposedly stable marriage and I wonder if she’s seeking sex only? I’m a player but her husband is weak and I know it’d break him if he ever found out. I wonder what she wants besides sex?

Last night another married women looked at the bulge in my pants and then back at me. She was at dinner with her husband. I turned up and she blatantly looked. You know when they look and it’s something that happens a lot. Even guys hit me up, in the last two days it was two lots of comments about my eyes both from guys. Admittedly I said “nice nails” to this one guy who had them done but that was it.

Maybe there’s a lotta desperate people out there?

Once you get yourself “up to speed” things just happen naturally. No need to chase as opportunity always presents itself. Like these sex workers I date, you guys think I talk shit about how many I pick up but if you’re “the catch of the day” then it’s very easy.